New NBN connection with @iinet


We are getting the NBN installed on the 12th of December with iiNet. We will have a new VoIP number as well as finally not having too teather off the phone…

We paid for a number of years access which is good and have a phone with me in mobile, landline calling within Australia…

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How to make hover tubes @lkrauss1


Well if your wondering about hover tubes, they are like laser tubes which you make from peat natural gas only not ocean gas, which you distil to eight parts to seventeen folds, which you have to ionise while doing this like those ciggerate smoke ionises, which becomes very explosive, in small quantities, and you have pump into a tube, you put power in one end like a laser tube and it will hover.

For environment like you would see on corazon on star wars, with all the hover vehicles is you need a cold fusion generation plant to have antenna for the craft to pick up the power. This is called a powered road, with cold fusion power generators.

Cronjobs Generating Emails a Useful Tip About Timing!


Most people fondly as developers don’t think about the psychological impacts in generating emails via cronjobs/scheduled tasks and should serious consider implementing this say you have a cron set up like so in you scheduler to periodically every 2 hours send a batch of emails ie:

* */2 * * * /usr/bin/php -q /path/to/crons/send-emails.php

there is a couple of things you need to do to change the psychology impact of this regular batch of emails firstly at the top of the php file you need to implement a random sleep like so for a period if it is firing every 2 hours up to 1.5 hours like so:

sleep(mt_rand(0, 3600 * 1.5));

This sits at the top of each of the crons, part of the reason you do this is so the times of the email changes when they arrive for a randomised workflow, this means the business or organisation shop floor, wont have stints of work and sometime they make and may have time to spend more on the last email depending on the delay.

The other thing to do is between sending email delay for a random upto 45 seconds like so at the bottom of each loop between caching and sending the mail, with sleep(); again like so:

sleep(mt_rand(0, 45));

Part of the reason this is done to load balance the mail transport layers as well as provide a completely different date of recieving the mail rather than the impact of recieving emails always on the hour, or on the every two hour with little or difference in the time displayed, so doing this will make the daily grind of working from schedule emails actually enjoyable as well as fun for the employee as they will not have any way of estimating when the next group of emails will arrive, making the shop floor dynamic again!

Of course the other way around with a shorter delay from the start of the php script to each loop generating the email as a longer delay is also a very good way of distributing emails over an employee shop floor where the grind is a gentle workflow where different people start at different times, also if you can randomise the sort of the email being sent this is also good.

You generally use sleep(); with load balancing cronjobs and scheduled tasks, so you where firing a cron every minute, then you would sleep(mt_rand(0, 90)); especially when you are running multiples of the same cronjob so it doesn’t fire on the 0 second of every minute over requesting the queing on your servers processor threading.

Renovation + the houso


Our housing department place has been a bit of a dive up until recently when we took delivery of some donation investment in comfort.
Firstly we got for the two bedroom two new expensive bed valued each at around 3000 AUD. This is both of them:

We also got around at our own choice around 5 grand worth of modern IKEA furniture which the installation is happening of this Wednesday:

That consist of some bedroom fixtures like matching cupboards to the bed’s new computers desks as well as stands, two new sofa and coffee tables so on…

We also got a new fridge this one:

We also have a new microwave which is this one:

And we have a new hisense 50″ tv which is going to be wall mounted:


We still have the air conditioning as well as the nbn to order still we are waiting for another week or two for that.

Nobody has paid anything for internet – My Technology @ICANN @theiana


When I was 13 I designed the networking topology of the internet on comp.protocol, it is outlined all the articles pertaining to it in articles from UseNet on and with the headers on this passport: (see right).

When the topology of the internet was design it was charged and vinton cerf agreed to be me not anymore than to the day of my 30th birthday, and I am now 38.

I have never seen a single cent of renumeration for the web, and all the design of it is noted as articles on my passport there is a 0.50 AUD fee for all network nodes being charged, which is an IPv4, IPv6, TLD, gTLD and 1TB Block in all and an interest of 21.75% per month on over due fees.

This is the balance of my account as of 10 minutes ago:-

Dearly Departed on the Transport we are here to witness the life of pooty…


Dearly Departed on the Transport we are here to witness like they are in suspended animation the life of chantelle rose cipher (pooty) who empty castket her is presented before us and her seeming her can go around and explore the day to day life of being on the transport to her twin and her home.

Not to mention too reconcile that the three houses she left to her twin Simon Antony Roberts two of which are in both of their names she gets to witness her parents and legal services which she worked for circumvent leaving everything to Simon Antony Roberts including the squatt they both have in their name before it and the second house we both lived in and paid for before something installed parents then for them, still sitting there on deed to become alcoholic drunkards and psychedelic drunks.