Why REST API and what qualifies as a REST API (load balancing + whois)


Well as REST API (Application programmable interfaces) go they are one that are mainly URL or form method POST directive only, part of the reason they are like this for example say you have a whois intensive application and for some reason some of the domain nics are rejecting your IP cause of two main lookup what you do is for example you made http://whois.snails.email you would then make on independant IP addresses the following for example remember whois api is not a heavy load so it can sit on multiple of your IP addresses without a question what you do is have the following where each of these are in an independant IP address:

Where you then make whois.snails.email redirect to a selection based and shuffled on their query source referee URL IP Address or $_SERVER[‘REMOTE_ADDR’] which has a cache that redirect each to each one once dropping that from the list to do until the listing refreshes, to bounce the queries around coming from different IP addresses this would be done in the whois.snails.email with:

 <?php header('Location: http://1.whois.snails.email/v2/bluehost.com/json.api'); ?>

where cURL and the rest will redirect to this and get the query result.

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How to make hover tubes @lkrauss1


Well if your wondering about hover tubes, they are like laser tubes which you make from peat natural gas only not ocean gas, which you distil to eight parts to seventeen folds, which you have to ionise while doing this like those ciggerate smoke ionises, which becomes very explosive, in small quantities, and you have pump into a tube, you put power in one end like a laser tube and it will hover.

For environment like you would see on corazon on star wars, with all the hover vehicles is you need a cold fusion generation plant to have antenna for the craft to pick up the power. This is called a powered road, with cold fusion power generators.

Renovation + the houso


Our housing department place has been a bit of a dive up until recently when we took delivery of some donation investment in comfort.
Firstly we got for the two bedroom two new expensive bed valued each at around 3000 AUD. This is both of them:

We also got around at our own choice around 5 grand worth of modern IKEA furniture which the installation is happening of this Wednesday:

That consist of some bedroom fixtures like matching cupboards to the bed’s new computers desks as well as stands, two new sofa and coffee tables so on…

We also got a new fridge this one:

We also have a new microwave which is this one:

And we have a new hisense 50″ tv which is going to be wall mounted:


We still have the air conditioning as well as the nbn to order still we are waiting for another week or two for that.

Load balacing PHP Crons ~ Defcon Pixey/Pixel Sleep States – 


Too load balance PHP is much the same as any c it is with the function sleep(); unlike c which is in milliseconds PHP sleep runs in seconds. This is good for example up to three or four times in a loop in up to four defcons in any PHP Cron or schedule task it load balancers cpu: 

if( mt_rand(0, 3) == 1 )

         sleep(2, 11);

Okey so you have a at best a good quickly firing – 1m Cron you want to fire multiple of everything good except the Cron job or scheduling will fire them at the same 1m execution time on the CPU so you put at the top of the Cron the following depending on number being fired say 10 X 1m Cron job of the same then you would put:

sleep ( mt_rand(1, 158) );

Next thing after Grace = Grand = Angel + Deliha (Angle)


See due to the blackhole in the market place, I wrote to prince charles offering him, to relieve them of the southern lands of the commonwealth of nations to be instated as the Chronowealth, where time equates to money, to upgrade from the pound to the Credit so they have the GBC.

See it is an equatorial nomial for goods and services and if you have land in the top and bottom hemisphere it can push the exchange right down, so like we know with the GBP compressed into the GBC, it would offer the blahians a welcome purchase online for the purposes of having a stronger credit than most.

I already have a patch of my own birthright daughters & twins ~ angel + deliha (angle) need a patch of there own as a transform applies when I adopt someone they are indead now Noble by birth right and have all the welcome oppertunity being twins to be the next thing down from Grace which is a coined expression here of whenever they managed to become this a Grand. Such as Good Gracious what a Grand o’le time we will be having!

This is a photo of by me when I was raising Angel of her as a child princess extra:~

So what do rebate the debt of Great Britian and the commonwealth and find some path out of common to chronowealth! I don’t know what the other will have to do they will have to debt levy via the UK…

So in being issued to stand elected I offer a succession to Angel + Deliha as Grand of as it is recorded on the first map of here which is inductive of the land and the people which is Australien which is recorded the name of this shadows of wealth, seeming believe me girls, I am really owed just by the UK alone in Internet Fees that kind of money so it is an overthrow where i will be electing the UK be rebadged to BLAH as a FLA, like the land is inductive of I am already a members of the: British Leagues of Anarchist Hagas’ which is my house in the UK, the number of BLAH analogises into massive fallout of multiple galaxies when it is time to move.

Don’t worry you can inaugurate a new head of state in a pavilion and the Hordon Pavilion as it is has much better seating arrangement for all those guest and I will be on stage with you hopefully at least with your father (Elpiniki) and i looking the genders we are meant to so Angel can you come and trash on the sofa for a night and say a day till we fall asleep so I can have out gender equality fixed. No me and poots are a trinity now we found Sparc! He tests as most lesbian children’s father, especially ours; even in the transformer effect.

I think Clarence House should commission a complete listing to the FLA too BLAH, There is British, Britanna, and return to Borked is another one, that was a strange land to explore and so on… League, Leagues, Link, Linked, Loan, Logistics, Logic, heaps of them that need to be compiled to a complete drill down list and made available for the new topology of layers of light and love. What you will need to do is make a program that output all the B, L, A, H combinations and then remove any silly ones.

Ubuntu Studio how to install on Ubuntu 16


Some of you might be wondering what desktop I am using on Ubuntu it is the Ubuntu Studio, to install just the desktop you run the follow commands at the shell:

$ sudo apt-get install ubuntustudio-desktop* -y

Otherwise if you would like to install the 1gb or so complete Ubuntu Studio with suites you run the following at your terminal shell:

$ sudo apt-get install ubuntustudio* -y