Load balacing PHP Crons ~ Defcon Pixey/Pixel Sleep States – 


Too load balance PHP is much the same as any c it is with the function sleep(); unlike c which is in milliseconds PHP sleep runs in seconds. This is good for example up to three or four times in a loop in up to four defcons in any PHP Cron or schedule task it load balancers cpu: 

if( mt_rand(0, 3) == 1 )

         sleep(2, 11);

Okey so you have a at best a good quickly firing – 1m Cron you want to fire multiple of everything good except the Cron job or scheduling will fire them at the same 1m execution time on the CPU so you put at the top of the Cron the following depending on number being fired say 10 X 1m Cron job of the same then you would put:

sleep ( mt_rand(1, 158) );

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My RMIT Masters 2008 ~ 13 Textbooks + Guides I Published as academic merit!


In 2008 through RMIT I completed my masters in IT, Physics + Psychology, the list below is the following text books and guides available through access them with RMIT, you can publish them the proceeds are 50% to me 50% to medicine san`frontier.

The package release includes artwork and binding instructions…

The Titles Include:

  1. Do’s and Don’ts in Pharmacology – 2786 pages (7 Volumes)
  2. Do’s and Don’ts in Pharmacology in Mental Health – 1765 pages (5 Volumes)
  3. Bush Remedies for Mental Health – 276 pages
  4. The Psychic Sex Guide – 169 pages
  5. Teen & Young Adult Relationship + Sex – 312 pages
  6. Sex working & psychology & treatment – 546 pages
  7. Hitch Hikers Guide to Multiversity – 377 pages
  8. Guide to Teaching Physics Secondary – 453 pages
  9. Wormholes Exposed – 432 pages
  10. Open Source in Education – 488 pages
  11. Open Source in Commercial Enterprises – 763 pages
  12. Agile, Crunch & Trisecting IT Work-spaces – 356 pages
  13. Guide to Law Enforcement around Health – 211 pages
    (this is only available to you if you are email for a request of a copy from a law enforcement agency email or domain host through RMIT)

IT Industry debauch shambles


You know I have been sitting in a housing department unit now for two years, I have a military carded passport (M8747409 dob 8.12.78). The reason I have a military passport is when I was 13 on comp.protocol, I designed the internet, which came with design fee’s…

I have never seen a cent of the internet money, as documented on my passport, it shows usenet article that include hiring Vinton cerf for no more than a period too when I am thirty to pretend to be me, this of course is the fields which defying all expectations the IT industry has let me down by not renumeration of in anyway my rights for having my design fee’s paid…

Unless you do it is argued that everything online is only implementation by design of myself and all completely my interlectual property only.

Back-Here-Again + You-Did-That-Bit-Already-Silly Physically with @LKrauss1


You know that is the one thing I get so many times in chronographics, that none science fiction for time-travel, when it also involves deep space travel cause when things inherit as they are move in time that there location can change as well.

It when you going around experience every single combination and variegate of a historical corridor of a planet or even a galaxy, till it flat planes then the people in the region you are due to achieving time travel with death suffrage systems normally and token exchange of it start to convulse, and you have concession of history maybe 2 decades it seems, of re-occurring watching them repeat their action time in and time out again, experience beyond any de-ja-vu some uncanny experience you believe you have had before but full cognitive notion that in history your back-here-again watching them experience in their only first instance of that history report and intail; with repeated combination where they will convulse and have another balance of equations resulting in a lop sided variegate of the last time you experienced them back-here-again but it will still be the first basis of historical knowledge for them, where you experience the same door porter, the same wash cloth even the same cat!

It when you back-here-again watching them doing-that-bit-yet-again you wonder why done as they are simply check a manual and consult, or even consolidate their efforts.

Simon Roberts + Elpiniki Iosif are having a divorce!


I am going to remain brief about this, as we are both emotionally spent finding ourselves so far in the past again in history, normally what happened at this point is myself and Elpiniki two girls in love would find ourselves in each other company back at my 8444 Hectare palace with 18k Caret Gold Toliets and so on and would form a loving relationship and follow through with a gala wedding since our prenuptial on this planet we are on at the moment.

Being back here so far in the past through no validation of our own leaves us to realise we have had some investment of sufferage regardless of however it was done with afterlife fixtures in place that leaves us wondering full well in the knowledge that we had a basis of family and future as each other grace. We have decided and written to our solicitors about solidifying a divorce of our prenuptial wedding and not have to relive a part of life even though it was filled with happiness and grace at the time, in the course of altering the perspective of history we have to experience there is no point having eons and passway in de-ja-vu all the time.

We will remain each other coffee companion and in each other company for the means of this, but will not be this time forming formal engagement with each other, cause basically – we already did that bit.

People with serious wealth can go without it when need arises!


People with serious wealth I mean staggering wealth of any description with both come spiritual divinity as well as physical wealth like myself can when need be and I have only been doing this so my kids can some like associated fiends can spend something on me and it meters like a value worth taken from them inordinately to my current fiscal ledger in the area, but the system is so fucked here on this planet that I can’t even be paid my salary as the bank will embezzle it let alone transfer any of my own wealth when need be.

Going without wealth for a period when you are use to being able to purchase absolutely anything even terraforming of a galaxy and so on in stuff that is the none legally prosecution of matter this milky-way consists of, like Andromeda and 1739 galaxies all human assets only; only makes you peripatetic what you have even more, I have just left myself without physical wealth for the purpose even though I know in this mission brief anything I transfer will be stolen off me, just so a few paupers like the Windsor house have a chance to make me peripatetic their view of wealth, and they failed in every regard to really impress me more played childish stupid primate games thinking any of them have the life experience I do with a carbon date stamp predating the cosmos they are all from; which regardless makes me the senior in advice and council and to be believed.

I only really wanted my twin sister to buy me flowers again, and instead get her disability taken advantage of…

Cyclonic Sugar – What if you could have everything sweet and loose weight!


I asked Steve Ransom to exhume this chemical we developed together at Creative Software Solution as a fellow council on chemistry I keep, and as we both are industrial chemist; I specialise in ethnobotany and psychedelics in the lab he is more metals and base manufacturing lite plant design, there is way with a chemicals with something similar to subatomic glue of chaining a group of chemical all the same in like a ring known as a cyclonic chemical.

Cyclonic chemicals have no pH and pass straight through the body with no way of entering the body and between Steve and myself with a sugar chain work out a way of joining the end of the chain together in loops, making a cyclonic sugar, and these all behalves and taste like regular sugar with one exception, it strips weight and fat from the body unlike normal cyclonic basis of chemical, which means things like coke zero, coke diet and pepsi have the ability to make you loose weight as you drink them rather than putting them on with drinks, you could in fact have an entire range of everything sweet like confectionery and cakes that as cyclonic sugar behaves in just one or two loops it get a bit explosive after that as a regular sugar has all the benefits of being sweet with the advantage of stripping fatty tissue and contributing to large amounts of weight loss.