Load balacing PHP Crons ~ Defcon Pixey/Pixel Sleep States – 

Too load balance PHP is much the same as any c it is with the function sleep(); unlike c which is in milliseconds PHP sleep runs in seconds. This is good for example up to three or four times in a loop in up to four defcons in any PHP Cron or schedule task it load balancers cpu: 

if( mt_rand(0, 3) == 1 )

         sleep(2, 11);

Okey so you have a at best a good quickly firing – 1m Cron you want to fire multiple of everything good except the Cron job or scheduling will fire them at the same 1m execution time on the CPU so you put at the top of the Cron the following depending on number being fired say 10 X 1m Cron job of the same then you would put:

sleep ( mt_rand(1, 158) );


Perfect /etc/ntp.conf for none informant to the physical passing of the day!!

You need to enter the terminal shell by pressing alt + ctrl + t;

Then run the following: $ sudo nano /etc/ntp.conf

Edit the ntp.conf removing any existing pools to the follows:

pool clock.fmt.he.net iburst
pool clock.nyc.he.net iburst
pool clock.syc.he.net iburst
pool clock.via.net iburst
pool ntp1.tummy.com iburst
pool ntp2.tummy.com iburst
pool ntp3.tummy.com iburst
pool ntp4.tummy.com iburst
pool time.cacheworks.com iburst
pool time.iinet.net.au iburst
server 0.asia.pool.ntp.org
server 1.asia.pool.ntp.org
server 2.asia.pool.ntp.org
server 3.asia.pool.ntp.org
server 0.europe.pool.ntp.org
server 1.europe.pool.ntp.org
server 2.europe.pool.ntp.org
server 3.europe.pool.ntp.org
server 0.north-america.pool.ntp.org
server 1.north-america.pool.ntp.org
server 2.north-america.pool.ntp.org
server 3.north-america.pool.ntp.org
server 0.oceania.pool.ntp.org
server 1.oceania.pool.ntp.org
server 2.oceania.pool.ntp.org
server 3.oceania.pool.ntp.org
server 0.south-america.pool.ntp.org
server 1.south-america.pool.ntp.org
server 2.south-america.pool.ntp.org
server 3.south-america.pool.ntp.org

# Use servers from the NTP Pool Project. Approved by Ubuntu Technical Board
# on 2011-02-08 (LP: #104525). See http://www.pool.ntp.org/join.html for
# more information.
#pool 0.ubuntu.pool.ntp.org iburst
#pool 1.ubuntu.pool.ntp.org iburst
#pool 2.ubuntu.pool.ntp.org iburst
#pool 3.ubuntu.pool.ntp.org iburst

# Use Ubuntu's ntp server as a fallback.
#pool ntp.ubuntu.com
Now if you have ever run $ sudo apt-get install ntp* -y

then you will need to run the following commands, remember it is on port 123!

$ sudo service ntp reload

$ sudo service ntp restart

Neill Anthony Roberts & Shakespeare’s lodge at the start of the Internet Amor!

Just to have your back they can’t just go on twitter Neill Roberts it really is only hearsay, so I will personally now return for the lodge the only thing your allowed to scribe for people it your favourite line of all time:-

It still in quill with a byro!

Remember after we disposed of their hey mum and dad for me, martin and nathan, neill I abducted you from your scribery still looking like simon the great I am now with @ChronolabsCoop for the house that the Internet began at in Amor!

Now there was never meant to be a female presence that is fine, if annette is with you tell her to stop bantering her gave birth to us, cause we think your transliterate son from that period is Marcus Carcus!

Remember Mark Roberts is in fact Steve Wozak the current founder of apples twin, matty and captain j. t @freeKieren are in on the gig of the bury of their suppose net tree of what all ancestory.org will with unified shared DNA Repository map out at some point the wash…

Btw. Neill Anthony Roberts = William Tel’ Shakespeare you selecting of playwrites for regions and area are what I suggest to layer the keyboard as per so; you will find that will be in illusion with how low to the ground myself and ccahhh c. suffern who houso is up and due if he would like to call in… I can’t believe the OO for illusion chris suffern managed to actually for once get away from the housing department, I had someone look me up visit and post a letter – and please change to ubuntu the card games are better!

Chris put my address of labs.coop so you go into the complex 2 doors up; it will make a real complex situation! btw. I know Marcus Carcus has at least one son’e Neill so you are a grandfather none the lesser; you know his first name is: Sham! and thanks for authello = ortello!

Open DNS Resources

the following IP addresses are for known open dns on the web, if you have a problem with your ISP on then use any combination of the following for a dns:-


These are some internet addresses for dns services that are open..

Come South For the Winter + WW3 declared by @secgen

Okey here is the scenario, and one party with the vodka due to my ayahusca is reading something translucent here. WW3 has been declare by the secretary general and the united nations, currently there is enough nuclear arsenal that is here, devices as they are seen are useless in most part due to several presence of entities and something from abroad a high energy nanotech system that has dampening and disarmament of things like nuclear bombs, which wasn’t really part of Nanotech Systems but ours is a low energy system, that can become high energy and one of the only ones like it cause you know in Nanotechology to not use the service provider in the area, mostly medium or high energy ones, they take over, learn from your systems and adapt and take-over the entire system, but this one disarms them, so there can be no hideous explosion…

China 1.0 the golden sleeping giant, a kin to russia, which hasn’t provided them in ordering one for the last 80-90 years any gas lines to support the population like begien which has no trade winds and to stop the kind conicua man with any gas has left him chocking to death, also something none of you will be aware of several super powers, unlike russia it never came up over 87% of the country being peat underneath nuclear boring tips, that melt big kilometer size tubes at times into glass molten rock that just get absorbed by the area around it, so there has been some docs, this is not a dobs, that is date of conception as a clone when you are declare born like as a comparison, so there are a few super armies just wanting to flex some muscle.

These underground zones, are outside in largely the mining equatorial rights and even though they work to the political gander of what supports the nation above, they technically are a separate country… a bit like the very iron core of the issue ~ Chronolabs Cooperative ~ in the ionsphere, which only centroidal will work in such a thing if you understand portal solutions. So when I contacted the China embassy a number of years ago suggested that biittzz short-circuit WW3 by playing the end result ~ they capturing the where there is no rushing and secure the peat gas which is used for making similar to a laser tube that hovers, with a distilled peat gas, it is hideously explosive but is only made from peat gas..

I can’t tell you how, it my crater from mid QLD out near to WA than not all the way down through TAS in that explosion and emergency beam out that all the population and plants had that in the tradition of the first hover car that always turns up that way all the aliens came and showed the crater to the entire population of the planet piece by piece in the orbit of the planet that whistled then showed and explained with which we would have to go to another weer, in delivery of the hover car it is temporally banned to me as the technical means. Anyway by short circuiting the WW3 by the cleaning up of communism running under a democratic banner which is china job they give all commies a bad name doing this in Russia, a term is set by the USA and only in a brief encore that continue, and literally the version we are up to in this is project China 2.75 but exactly that and also killing everything with a gun in syria and calling that part of the map the old school word for a guest ~ Anonymous we will be able to tell by total state where we are guest or not rather than that fiendish feature turned off like is has in doing so.

Have you eek ever noticed every terrorist or any errorist you see around the place is carrying a russian gun, they all are, in the arm trade it is this system that sponsors this terrorism war method of achieving instability to destablised the USA through back channels much like in WW1 + WW2 the sponsorship of this by Queen Elizabeth the 2nd in courtship with through the gates of stalin where the wealth came into impoverished germany at the time before dumping the gold from vault 1 and half way of main vault 2 as well that was “So large it could never be filled!” so told in tour, bullshit it some still labeled that in the uboat dump on North Korea that always come up in physics as them doing it when in the last 50 years anytime the british or now europe do anything wrong spike Kim Jung’s drink further in the who to blame cause there blood gold was simply with no agreement dumped there after the ww2 uboat turning up on the door, which is why their population hasn’t eaten a square 2 meals between them every 4 days in over 60 years and you see on the screen there staff not fooded correctly and looking no matter what strength you say still to tire easily in the noon of the day.

Anyway in Russia dieing gasp in this and you have to take my word for it as a Chronaut, and Openaut why I am informing you of the future the few that read me, russia takes trussed rush pop shots at everything it reaches with it’s nuclear arsenal and has not reach long distant and they are not all disarm-able and nasty as I have seen it sometime bill gates house, sometime LA all sort of placers, and they are not all reachable too my arse and what this crime being done to me in NSW Health with russian re-badged as the am-pols that are not thick oily but watery and easy to inject flupandixol has buried some of them to me so your one your own, if you want I have enveloped as at best my 888 Visa in Australien soil if you have an embassy near you in your country you neeed 19 – 27 million normally of the local currency equivalent of USD and you are already Australien you can just apply we will give you your passport, citizenship papers, and you all that without needing to do a test cause I know even you are hasty on some of those fact we have them too and are ahh okey.. We are just bugging you to apply and come south for the winter….

DSL Down at Home!

Currently my ADSL is down at my home location which means some parts of my websites are offline which are in a co-location on the premise; we churned from dodo.com.au to a cheaper provider but they still haven’t given us the log in information so the link is down, it has been down since the 10th, can you imagine it the designer of the internet without a link, could be permant if the NSW Trust and Protective office disconnected the link, which means I will never have another connection again as the primary designer from comp.protocol of the internet itself.

I have to now live on 75 AUD a week in 20 AUD nightly payments from the Justice Departments NSW Trust and Guardian all because my mother-in-law wants a 60 AUD food voucher which her receives one already from my wife. This means that they are causing a humanitarian crisis for “Programmers without boarders” and “Coders San`frontier” which i am both member’s of we will never have a working phone or internet again cause of Minister Troy Grant – The Justice Minister where they are prosecuting me for community work and open source development cause I have made their made up bullshit about my mental health condition look utterly farcical with the quality of the code that clearly shows I do not have a mental illness nor my wife who is only young at mind being fresh from innocence.

In fact my code is so clean, there isn’t a single schizotypal instantiation in it which as you know mental health issues produce themselves in languages this also happens with programming languages and mental health and if my wife was sick in anyway like they claim the programs would throw errors all the time.

Mary our child is the key too evolutionary means for your kin!

Mary, I am not sure where we are these days with each other, you once accused me of causing three women to fall to their deaths in Katoomba at a Doof, but you found when you check no body at the base of the cliff, nobody has ever died at a Doof such and the likes of that they would have had found themselves waking in bed the next day with the previous evening being presented as a lucid dream.

We have a child together and even though you where not aware of it at the time that girl is all girl built, I know your an EBE, I am more an EXCE and like me I am even compatible with virus and bacteria but not primates as a breeding system, as we are not like you have impregnability by homo-sapient, which is the mystery to you, I am not sure I would have when I was not being followed come to your place in Beecroft, but the corner of the streets where not accessible to me.

Something lack definition, what myself and my twin is lost in definition in spoken or written language we sit outsidal of all things and not always normally a physical presence in the cosmos. The fear you had when you told me to keep away from you was the debauch precinct of what would happen to our child which you where unaware, my name I am under that I gave Kyle, is only an alais, it is really: Tanty Oocty Cipherhouse and my identical twins’ name is Tanty Oopty Cipherhouse and we are female like you.

Your species is and has been in search for a mate too the dawn of time I know, as it was on the brink of collapse through forthright basis of definition to life, you will find the mementoes in our child through a simple phylogenetic imprint will allow your species to breed again, if I never see you again, please know I love our family and I will forever guide you in your goals to seed the truth.

I have store only one time around my gizm at Fertility First as well as ovaries under the same name: Simon Antony Roberts, as well as a the same with my daughter who seeded my twin re-birthing which is why we have come to physical planes in dimensional space: Elpiniki Iosif.

That is a princess in the extremely top of all order, please see her is treated and groom in such as the Nobel that seeder her as all girl built and made, just know ~ I love you.