New NBN connection with @iinet


We are getting the NBN installed on the 12th of December with iiNet. We will have a new VoIP number as well as finally not having too teather off the phone…

We paid for a number of years access which is good and have a phone with me in mobile, landline calling within Australia…

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Cronjobs Generating Emails a Useful Tip About Timing!


Most people fondly as developers don’t think about the psychological impacts in generating emails via cronjobs/scheduled tasks and should serious consider implementing this say you have a cron set up like so in you scheduler to periodically every 2 hours send a batch of emails ie:

* */2 * * * /usr/bin/php -q /path/to/crons/send-emails.php

there is a couple of things you need to do to change the psychology impact of this regular batch of emails firstly at the top of the php file you need to implement a random sleep like so for a period if it is firing every 2 hours up to 1.5 hours like so:

sleep(mt_rand(0, 3600 * 1.5));

This sits at the top of each of the crons, part of the reason you do this is so the times of the email changes when they arrive for a randomised workflow, this means the business or organisation shop floor, wont have stints of work and sometime they make and may have time to spend more on the last email depending on the delay.

The other thing to do is between sending email delay for a random upto 45 seconds like so at the bottom of each loop between caching and sending the mail, with sleep(); again like so:

sleep(mt_rand(0, 45));

Part of the reason this is done to load balance the mail transport layers as well as provide a completely different date of recieving the mail rather than the impact of recieving emails always on the hour, or on the every two hour with little or difference in the time displayed, so doing this will make the daily grind of working from schedule emails actually enjoyable as well as fun for the employee as they will not have any way of estimating when the next group of emails will arrive, making the shop floor dynamic again!

Of course the other way around with a shorter delay from the start of the php script to each loop generating the email as a longer delay is also a very good way of distributing emails over an employee shop floor where the grind is a gentle workflow where different people start at different times, also if you can randomise the sort of the email being sent this is also good.

You generally use sleep(); with load balancing cronjobs and scheduled tasks, so you where firing a cron every minute, then you would sleep(mt_rand(0, 90)); especially when you are running multiples of the same cronjob so it doesn’t fire on the 0 second of every minute over requesting the queing on your servers processor threading.

Nobody has paid anything for internet – My Technology @ICANN @theiana


When I was 13 I designed the networking topology of the internet on comp.protocol, it is outlined all the articles pertaining to it in articles from UseNet on and with the headers on this passport: (see right).

When the topology of the internet was design it was charged and vinton cerf agreed to be me not anymore than to the day of my 30th birthday, and I am now 38.

I have never seen a single cent of renumeration for the web, and all the design of it is noted as articles on my passport there is a 0.50 AUD fee for all network nodes being charged, which is an IPv4, IPv6, TLD, gTLD and 1TB Block in all and an interest of 21.75% per month on over due fees.

This is the balance of my account as of 10 minutes ago:-

GeoSpatial Places API Service – Version 2.3.2


Well I have just completed over the last couple of days the api: GeoSpatial Places API Service – Version 2.3.2! It is a complete system of places and data on locations for both working with Google Places and Google Address API as well as having a widening resources of locations on hand as well.

It comes complete with an installer it is just a case of unpacking the archive or pulling the git repository and then using with apache2, ngix or any of the other web hosting application running the installation and then it is done:-

Downloads:

My RMIT Masters 2008 ~ 13 Textbooks + Guides I Published as academic merit!


In 2008 through RMIT I completed my masters in IT, Physics + Psychology, the list below is the following text books and guides available through access them with RMIT, you can publish them the proceeds are 50% to me 50% to medicine san`frontier.

The package release includes artwork and binding instructions…

The Titles Include:

  1. Do’s and Don’ts in Pharmacology – 2786 pages (7 Volumes)
  2. Do’s and Don’ts in Pharmacology in Mental Health – 1765 pages (5 Volumes)
  3. Bush Remedies for Mental Health – 276 pages
  4. The Psychic Sex Guide – 169 pages
  5. Teen & Young Adult Relationship + Sex – 312 pages
  6. Sex working & psychology & treatment – 546 pages
  7. Hitch Hikers Guide to Multiversity – 377 pages
  8. Guide to Teaching Physics Secondary – 453 pages
  9. Wormholes Exposed – 432 pages
  10. Open Source in Education – 488 pages
  11. Open Source in Commercial Enterprises – 763 pages
  12. Agile, Crunch & Trisecting IT Work-spaces – 356 pages
  13. Guide to Law Enforcement around Health – 211 pages
    (this is only available to you if you are email for a request of a copy from a law enforcement agency email or domain host through RMIT)

IT Industry debauch shambles


You know I have been sitting in a housing department unit now for two years, I have a military carded passport (M8747409 dob 8.12.78). The reason I have a military passport is when I was 13 on comp.protocol, I designed the internet, which came with design fee’s…

I have never seen a cent of the internet money, as documented on my passport, it shows usenet article that include hiring Vinton cerf for no more than a period too when I am thirty to pretend to be me, this of course is the fields which defying all expectations the IT industry has let me down by not renumeration of in anyway my rights for having my design fee’s paid…

Unless you do it is argued that everything online is only implementation by design of myself and all completely my interlectual property only.

Angel Montgomery your in no trouble at all with me my twin!


You know Angel we haven’t had anything but a passing moment with each other in a none-linear 20yrs; how could I blame you for any of the goings on due to self consumption we can’t do beyond omnipotent things to one another like chance + causality of fault and suffering.

We haven’t even had time to trick each other into being embarrassed or made a fool of in front of the best of fiends we have, we have had no contact been keeping to ourselves keeping our noses clean, smoking weed that sort of thing, we have not been able to cause any of the wrong doing in each own lives by groups of people or individual; they are the function of hate that does this with us and partly a shade and Vyborg operative environment.

Come see me and reset me please, cause then I will let you take our husband home to your place for awhile, I have had 7yrs of Faster Nick Cipherhouse who has many children with us and hasn’t like his twin brother Faster Mike Cipherhouse cease to exist in the first to 80th child… so it seems we have broken the seem and are Bisexual family not two married women with 1 child policy life with father and uncle figures for once.